THINGS I’D LIKE TO SAY TO MY NEPHEW TYLER BUT COULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH SO I’M HAVING THESE EVIL CLOWNS SAY THEM FOR ME INSTEAD by Eschmeyer

ESCHMEYER is a pseudonym that, like your mother, is passed around by a group of friends. Sometimes he’s Jewish, sometimes he’s Dutch, sometimes he’s Scots-Irish. This time he’s not.

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